Some quite profound:
Sometimes you meet your destiny on the road trying to avoid it.
Others on the funny side:
I'm not a fat panda, I'm THE FAT PANDA
There is no charge for awesomeness. Nor attractiveness.
But the best part? That four dollar Coke-a-cola Icee I had to drink. No, in the States I would have NEVER paid that much for a drink at a movie theater nor or for an icee, but that was the first Coke Icee I've had in over a year -The Pepsi on I bought at K-Mart doesn't count. This was the Real Thing.
And is was very, very tasty!