Last night as we were rough-houseing with the kids, I noticed how dry Ben's skin was, so I told him to go into my bathroom and put some lotion on those little legs of his.
And he did.
Some time later I went into my bath and noticed the hand lotion in front of the sink instead of behind it and thought, "hmmm....surely not...."
"Hey, Ben. What lotion did you use for your legs?"
"Your vanilla smelling one."
"Um...yeah...that's not lotion, baby, that's hand soap."
Drew: "Well, at least he smells good."